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BETTY THE VAMPIRE SLAGGER by Gregor Steele Watch oot for dug’s abuse and garlic breid in Gregor Steele’s horror comedy, sung by actor Rosie Hart.  AUDIO - Betty the Vampire Slagger |   |   |
BETTY THE VAMPIRE
SLAGGER
by Gregor Steele
(tae the tune o Rudolph the Ridd-Nosed Reindeer)
Betty the Vampire Slagger,
Widden stakes they wir nae use,
She liked tae fleg the undeid,
Jist by giein them dug’s abuse.
Aw o the Vampire Slayers,
Thocht that she wis aff her heid,
They used tae pelt puir Betty,
Wi mingin dods o garlic breid.
Then yin dreich and muinless nicht,
Wan vampire did say,
“Ah’ve made a jag and awfie soon,
Tae widden stakes we’ll be immune!”
Aw o the feartie Slayers,
Shoutit fae the cludgie flair,
“Gaun yersel wee Betty,
Slag them aff fur ever mair!”