Betty the Vampire Slagger
    Funny Scots Poems


BETTY THE VAMPIRE SLAGGER
by Gregor Steele

Watch oot for dug’s abuse and garlic breid in Gregor Steele’s horror comedy, sung by actor Rosie Hart. 


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BETTY THE VAMPIRE SLAGGER
by Gregor Steele
(tae the tune o Rudolph the Ridd-Nosed Reindeer)

Betty the Vampire Slagger,
Widden stakes they wir nae use,
She liked tae fleg the undeid,
Jist by giein them dug’s abuse.

Aw o the Vampire Slayers,
Thocht that she wis aff her heid,
They used tae pelt puir Betty,
Wi mingin dods o garlic breid.

Then yin dreich and muinless nicht,
Wan vampire did say,
“Ah’ve made a jag and awfie soon,
Tae widden stakes we’ll be immune!”

Aw o the feartie Slayers,
Shoutit fae the cludgie flair,
“Gaun yersel wee Betty,
Slag them aff fur ever mair!”