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| THE CROCODILE by JK Annand How does this famous crocodile clean its teeth? Poet JK Annand and actor Brian McKigen ken the crocodile’s secret.  The Crocodile - poem |   |
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THE CROCODILE by JK Annand When dookin in the River Nile I met a muckle crocodile. He flicked his tail, he blinked his ee, Syne bared his ugsome teeth at me. Says I, "I never saw the like. Cleanin your teeth maun be a fyke! What sort of bizzum do ye hae Tae brush a set o teeth like thae?" The crocodile said, "Nane avaw. I never brush my teeth at aw! A wee bird redds them up, ye see, And saves me mony a dentist's fee." |