| NESSIE |
 | NESSIE by JK Annand Would you like to see the Loch Ness Monster? Poet JK Annand and actor John McGeachie have some great tips on how to spot Nessie.  Nessie - the poem |   |
NESSIE by JK Annand Nessie the Loch Ness Monster Wad seem tae be gey blate, And doesna like the scientist chiels That come, and sit, and wait. But if ye want tae see her Pretend ye dinna care, Keek oot the corner o your ee - Ye'll see her soomin there. She'll wiggle-humphie-waggle, She'll goggle wi her een, Syne disappear ablow the loch Like she had never been. |