Ten Wee Laddies
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TEN WEE LADDIES
by Matthew Fitt

Ten laddies are on a waw. Wan by wan, they’re gonnae faw aff it. Written by Matthew Fitt and sung by actor Michael McHardie.

 
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TEN WEE LADDIES
by Matthew Fitt

Ten wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Ten wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie should get caught by his maw
There’ll be nine wee laddies dreepin aff a waw

Nine wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Nine wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie got stuck cause he wis smaw
There’ll be eicht wee laddies dreepin aff a waw

Eicht wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Eicht wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie got tobered by a baw
There’ll be seeven wee laddies dreepin aff a waw

Seeven wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Seeven wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie should split his breeks in twa
There’ll be sax wee laddies dreepin aff a waw

Sax wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Sax wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie’s troosers burst and aw
There’ll be five wee laddies dreepin aff a waw

Five wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Five wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie should flit tae Kelvinhaw
There’ll be fower wee laddies dreepin aff a waw

Fower wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Fower wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie should faw and brek his jaw
There’ll be three wee laddies dreepin aff a waw

Three wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Three wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie wis greetin for his maw
There’ll be twa wee laddies dreepin aff a waw

Twa wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
Twa wee laddies dreepin aff a waw
And if wan wee laddie couldnae dreep at aw
There’ll be wan wee laddie dreepin aff a waw

Wan wee laddie dreepin aff a waw
Wan wee laddie dreepin aff a waw
And if that wee laddie should up and shoot the craw
There’ll be nae wee laddies dreepin aff the waw