by JK Annand

Would you like to see the Loch Ness Monster? Poet JK Annand and actor John McGeachie have some great tips on how to spot Nessie.

  Nessie - the poem

by JK Annand

Nessie the Loch Ness Monster
Wad seem tae be gey blate,
And doesna like the scientist chiels
That come, and sit, and wait.

But if ye want tae see her
Pretend ye dinna care,
Keek oot the corner o your ee -
Ye'll see her soomin there.

She'll wiggle-humphie-waggle,
She'll goggle wi her een,
Syne disappear ablow the loch
Like she had never been.